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Maureen Terris

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May 3, 2011

Best Bin Laden Joke

May 3, 2011

Best Bin Laden Joke

Guy walks into a bar and orders a Bin Laden.

Bartender says: what’s in it?

Guy says: two shots and a splash of water. (thanks JW!)

May 3, 2011 MRNTadmn Mortgage News from Julian Hebron

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Tracy and Tim Carlson

“Maureen is an amazingly well organized and detail oriented professional and knows exactly what it takes to prepare a house for sale. She was always calm and unflappable, a skilled negotiator and her thoughtful guidance contributed to the sale of our home at a price 10% above asking. We cannot recommend her more highly!”
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“I appreciated Maureen’s professionalism, sincerity and genuineness, especially as it related to difficult questions or decision-making.” Incredible!—describes my experience with Maureen Terris. From our first meeting through close of escrow, Maureen was outstanding in how she presented herself; explained the SF residential market and trends; and in guiding me through the process of getting my […]

Tracy and Tim Carlson

“Maureen is an amazingly well organized and detail oriented professional and knows exactly what it takes to prepare a house for sale. She was always calm and unflappable, a skilled negotiator and her thoughtful guidance contributed to the sale of our home at a price 10% above asking. We cannot recommend her more highly!”
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Michael R. Saghi

Maureen made the whole process from start to finish as painless as possible, and she most definitely exceeded our expectations with the final results. We are so impressed with her professionalism and hard work. I would like to speak about Maureen Terris, a broker at Paragon Reality, and why I would very highly recommend signing […]

Betsy and Matt Ahlstrand

What ended up impressing us most was her expertise across all areas: market conditions throughout neighborhoods in the city, spotting opportunities, her shrewd negotiating tactics, and pointing out neighborhood nuances – all the way down to street by street analysis to secure our new home. When baby #2 was on the way we made the […]

The Williams’

Negotiating the housing market in San Francisco can be quite stressful without the right person helping to guide you through the process. Maureen was a terrific partner throughout our search. She quickly understood what we were looking for in a home and a neighborhood and steered us towards the options that met our criteria. She […]

Dan Dimendberg

As a first time home buyer, I was overwhelmed by all the different options, terminologies and processes involved with purchasing a home here in San Francisco. The smartest move I made was bringing Maureen Terris on to help me find my future home. Maureen really simplified the process for me, making it all easy to […]

The Boigon’s

I think your real estate agent is someone you can trust to look out for your best interest. We called Maureen when we decided to sell our 2 unit building in Eureka Valley. We knew that we had a lot of work to do and we had to determine the best approach to maximize our […]

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